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What happened? Why aren't you engaged anymore?

Anonymous

Long story. I was dealing with a lot of shit (lving with drunk, abusive mom who left the dude that had essentially been my dad for most of my life, and being thrown out nighlty in freezing cold and sleet and stuff, getting my knee smashed with a bat then a gun pointed at my head when i went over to the neighbor to use the phone, moving out and living with my exs friend and friend’s mom) and was kinda a dick because i wasn’t getting any, and because i don’t really think she understood the shit going on, but anyway, the people i then lived with got pissy over me being out with the house key one day, so they kicked me out, stayed with ex and her family that night, the people i lived with showed up and spewed a bunch of bullshit while i was asleep on the couch, i wake up, find my ex holding her baby and crying and she wouldn’t talk to me. She finally tells me what went down, then instead of getting a chance to explain that i didn’t say the shit they had claimed i said, i just kinda get screamed at and threatened with a protection order, so i walk to the circle k to steal wifi and see what the fuck we’re gonna do and she messaged me saying we couldn’t be together and whatnot, and that i should come down here to work in the oil fields with dad to save money and “work on my problems”. Few days later i started talking to someone, my ex got pissed, and suddenly i need to “watch my back” because “someone they had no reason not to believe” said i had said sexual things about the baby. So I graduated, came here, worked with my dad, that shit fell apart real quick because he’s unstable as fuck, and now i live with my stepmom and have yet to find employment, so i just kind of hang around here and rot.

Damn, i tried to shorten it, this is the shortest version i could do.

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Were you engaged?

Anonymous

Uh yeah

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Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

I have NEVER said his heart was in the wrong place. I just said he wasn’t doing a very good job getting there

How about the fact he’s a war monger, flops his opinions, lies, and believes he can curb liberty and freedom. Man we are in some real need of anarchy!!

"What makes you a man is not the ability to make a child……but rather the ability to blow up a fuckton of them with predator drones and face zero consequences.”*crowd cheers*

^shit i was gonna put that

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nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

I have NEVER said his heart was in the wrong place. I just said he wasn’t doing a very good job getting there

How about the fact he’s a war monger, flops his opinions, lies, and believes he can curb liberty and freedom. Man we are in some real need of anarchy!!

"What makes you a man is not the ability to make a child…

…but rather the ability to blow up a fuckton of them with predator drones and face zero consequences.”

*crowd cheers*

^shit i was gonna put that

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